23 7 / 2014

I have to go into work tomorrow to fill out paperwork. I have to be firm and up front and tell them, essentially, that if they can’t work the schedule around my other job then I’m not taking this one. A conversation I don’t want to have.

23 7 / 2014

Anonymous said: AU where John's a D.I. investigating a series of murders where at each crime scene a simple handwritten note on posh stationary personally addresses him. It starts out as apologies for not meeting in person, then eventually escalates into outright flirting. Sometimes the messages can even be a bit menacing or condescending when they comment on aspects of John's life the sender does not approve of, such as John's dates. They're always signed SH (a serial killer who think's John is his boyfriend).

johnwantsit:

I want it.  There must be somebody out there who doesn’t have enough plot bunnies.

23 7 / 2014

elvenstar:

Maybe if Loki had a bunny to hug he wouldn’t have felt so bad about being second best.

elvenstar:

Maybe if Loki had a bunny to hug he wouldn’t have felt so bad about being second best.

(via lokis-g-spot)

23 7 / 2014

bleep0bleep:

heathyr:

THERE’S BEEN AN INCIDENT AND THE PRESIDENT’S SON (WHO IS SO VERY LOVED BY THE PUBLIC) NEEDS TO BE MOVED NOW

[movie narrator voice] IN A WORLD WHERE THE LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD’S ONLY WEAKNESS ISHIS QUICK-TO-DODGE-SECURITY- ENTHUSIASTIC-FRESHLY-GRADUATED-FROM-COLLEGE SON, THE COUNTRY IS ON EDGE WHEN THE FIRST SON DISAPPEARS. THE RANSOM DEMAND IS HIGH BUT THE STAKES ARE CLEAR THE KIDNAPPERS MEAN TO SEND A MESSAGE AND DON’T PLAN ON RETURNING HIM ALIVE. THE ONE FORMER SECRET SERVICE AGENT WHO QUIT HIS JOB MONTHS AGO BECAUSE HE WAS AFRAID OF GETTING TOO CLOSE TO HIS CHARGE NOW IS DETERMINED TO BRING HIM BACK 

[dramatic fade to black, the music swells and then fades, and then the only sound is the slick slide of leather over skin]

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(Source: kwanghale, via ink-phoenix)

23 7 / 2014

(Except I always do what I want to do and maybe if I had a little more self control I would be closer to where I want to be.)

23 7 / 2014

I technically don’t have anything I HAVE to do today. There are things I could do and there’s the fact that I haven’t really achieved much at all this week so far. This isn’t how I imagined I would live my life/spend my time when given the option (I’m trying to be the person I want to be and that person DOES things). But I think I’m going to go back to bed instead.

23 7 / 2014

madlori:

pinkhairandbubblegum:

astrejlau:

unskinny:

lo-renishii:

lo-renishii:

HEY YO! ATTENTION ALL MY SHORT-SHORTS LOVING, THICK-THIGHED, CURVY KIN WHO HATE CHUB RUB
so you see that picture up there? its the best LUSH product ever, and I got that as a gift from a lovely friend for Hanukkah and I usually use it on my clean sheets to make my bed feel silky and smell like jasmine, its great okay
ANYWAY today I had the brilliant idea to dust some of it between my thighs where they touch and YESSSSS GAAAAAAWWWWWWWD my thighs have been silky literally all day, and have not even began to chub rub
thats right: no chub rub

so whats its deal? well its some lovely coco butter-jasmine scented dusting powder that absorbs into your skin and leaves you all nice and silky and basically even though today was like 88 and humid my thighs did not stick to one another, it was heaven
» here is the link to where you can buy it «
so everyone who hates that GOD AWFUL rash you get from when your thighs chafe, GO BUY IT, REALLY. ITS A MIRACLE. AND I SMELL SO NICE.
and for those of you who don’t think this is completely amazing, forget you, my thighs are silky and smell like jasmine


I’m so pleased this is going around because its getting fucking hot out and this is important

I get asked about chub rub remedies a lot, so hopefully this is helpful for some of you :)

HOLY SHIT maybe now I’ll actually be able to wear dresses without crying from pain??? god bless.

I USE THIS EVERY DAY DURING THE SUMMER IT WORKS SO WELL ON MY CHUBBY BUNNY THIGHS. 



I’m going to get some soon!

madlori:

pinkhairandbubblegum:

astrejlau:

unskinny:

lo-renishii:

lo-renishii:

HEY YO! ATTENTION ALL MY SHORT-SHORTS LOVING, THICK-THIGHED, CURVY KIN WHO HATE CHUB RUB

so you see that picture up there? its the best LUSH product ever, and I got that as a gift from a lovely friend for Hanukkah and I usually use it on my clean sheets to make my bed feel silky and smell like jasmine, its great okay

ANYWAY today I had the brilliant idea to dust some of it between my thighs where they touch and YESSSSS GAAAAAAWWWWWWWD my thighs have been silky literally all day, and have not even began to chub rub

thats right: no chub rub

so whats its deal? well its some lovely coco butter-jasmine scented dusting powder that absorbs into your skin and leaves you all nice and silky and basically even though today was like 88 and humid my thighs did not stick to one another, it was heaven

» here is the link to where you can buy it «

so everyone who hates that GOD AWFUL rash you get from when your thighs chafe, GO BUY IT, REALLY. ITS A MIRACLE. AND I SMELL SO NICE.

and for those of you who don’t think this is completely amazing, forget you, my thighs are silky and smell like jasmine

I’m so pleased this is going around because its getting fucking hot out and this is important

I get asked about chub rub remedies a lot, so hopefully this is helpful for some of you :)

HOLY SHIT maybe now I’ll actually be able to wear dresses without crying from pain??? god bless.

I USE THIS EVERY DAY DURING THE SUMMER IT WORKS SO WELL ON MY CHUBBY BUNNY THIGHS. 

I’m going to get some soon!

(Source: loren-malvo, via shellysbees)

22 7 / 2014

ragingqueermisandrist:

protarchaeopteryx:

Stop using “asexuals are only 1% of the population” as an excuse to dismiss them or try to invalidate people because you know how many people are on this fucking planet? Over seven billion people.

So you know how much “1% of the population” is?? Over seventy million people.

That’s double the size of the entire population of Canada. The entire population of Canada could be asexual.

shhh nobody’s supposed to know

(via justlikebudapestagain)

22 7 / 2014

deadcatwithaflamethrower:

queensimia:

palavenblues:

holy shit there is a name for it

Well damn. Explains a lot.

Suddenly I understand some of my fan base a LOT better.  That is Awesome. 

deadcatwithaflamethrower:

queensimia:

palavenblues:

holy shit there is a name for it

Well damn. Explains a lot.

Suddenly I understand some of my fan base a LOT better.  That is Awesome. 

(Source: asexualityresources, via justlikebudapestagain)

22 7 / 2014

theheroheart:

I really enjoy Adam Scott struggling not to smile at Amy Poehler’s hilarity.

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(via justlikebudapestagain)